Roboto

All hail the mighty Roboto, come to conquer our desks and lay siege to our peripherals! Bow before his diminutive wrath!

Standing a towering four inches tall, it really does wind up and stomp about your work space when it isn't commanding your accessories with its four USB slots or controlling your mind with its glowing green eyes. 

I am Roboto you will obey me...or be assimilated.